mom please laugh at my jokes
in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful
What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
when i was little i remember my mom taught me a trick to hold my longsleeve shirt when i was putting on a jacket so they dont bunch up and god bless her soul for doing so
Little girl dressed as Stan Lee at Motor City Comic con!!!
Parenting: DOING IT RIGHT
THIS IS AMAZING
THIS IS TOO FRICKEN CUTE
one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
The cop is just like: Aww yes, this kid is going dow- god damn it. Are you kidding me?